Kaka Brazil 2010 shirt

Get ready for Brazil to dominate the world cup 2010 with a Brazil Away shirt, complete with Kaka name and number.

Away shirt - Brazil 2010

Seeing as they’ll obviously win, and Kaka’s clearly amazing, you could do a lot worse than buy a Kaka shirt this world cup. It shows class, unlike wearing a dodgy England shirt like everyone else in the country.

New England World Cup shirt available now for pre order

Yes it’s here. With the World Cup finals just around the corner, England’s new England away strip is ready for you to order.
Be the first to own and wear the new England away kit for 2010 to 2012

be the first with your new England away kit 2010 -2012

This superb England World Cup shirt can be yours to wear while you cheer on the boys in South Africa.

Don’t be stuck with last year’s England shirt. Forget Kaka shirts, forget Ronaldo shirts – Real Madrid is the graveyard of so many good players. And now that Ronaldo has had the edge taken off his game by a spell at Real, then this is even more an opportunity for England to bring home the Jules Rimet trophy.

so place your order now and be the envy of your mates.

The England World Cup shirt can be yours.

Kaka should get a Samsung NC10 netbook

We believe that Ricardo Kaka isn’t just a footballer, he’s an internet freak. And this means that wherever he goes, Kaka will be sure to take a netbook.

Kaka doesn't look dressed without a NC10 netbook

With all his cash, he can afford netbooks galore, but if he’s as canny with computers as he is with the football,  then he ought to buy a Samsung  NC10. It’s combination of compact size with huge 10.1 inch screen and near full size keyboard means that Kaka could keep in touch with the net wherever he is, whether in Milan, Madrid or back home in Brazil. And since they’ll soon be getting computers and the internet in Barnsley, then the NC10 will be futureproofing Kaka for when Barnsley FC has collected enough money to tempt him to South Yorkshire.

We’re sure that one of Kaka’s favourite forms of relaxation must be to watch old episodes of Coronation Street. Apart from their sheer drama and entertainment value, they would improve his English no end, and prepare him for his eventual move to Barnsley FC.

We suspect that Kaka downloads Coro from the sixties and seventies and watches it between halves when playing. Even though the Street went downhill when Ena Sharples left, Ricardo can watch Ena’s battles with Elsie Tanner again and again, and her courage and determination will be an inspiration to him when his team needs goals.

The high quality display and great loudspeakers mean that Kaka never need bother with headphones on his NC10, and can even use it to ring family and friends back home on Skype. We think that the NC10 is to netbooks what Kaka is to football – simply the best.

If you’d like to have a look at what must be your hero’s preferred netbook, go and have a look at the Samsung NC10 netbook and find out all about it.

Tevez to leave Man United for Man City

After a couple of years sitting on the bench and having his talents squandered by Ferguson, Carlos Tevez has finally had enough and is about to sign a four year deal for Man City. Barnsley will be very sad to miss out on this great goal scorer as next to Kaká, Tevez is Barnsley’s first choice to lead their team to victory in the South Yorkshire League.

Carlos Tevez in red shirt of Man United

We’ve always thought that Tevez is far too good to sit on the bench for Man United or anybody else, so he’s doing the right thing. So if you want your Tevez Man United shirt, you’d better hurry before it’s too late.

He’d have made a great addition to one of the big name teams like Real Madrid, and we could see him in the white shirt taking them to the top of La Liga, and we’re pretty sure that he wouldn’t have joined in the general trick shots and talent wasting that affects other great players when they wear the white football shirt.

But that said, Ricardo Kaká is still our man of the match, and Kaká shirts in the AC Milan colours are in short supply.

It’s still too early to get a Kaká Barnsley football shirt, but there’s just time for the AC Milan shirt.

Have a look at them now while they’re in stock, and check if they’ve still got your size. I know I bought the last of my size just yesterday.

And then post us a comment here to tell us how you like your Kaká shirt.

Michael Owen to join Manchester United – what about Kaka?

And so the news is breaking that Michael Owen, the once quite good footballer, is to join Manchester United.

Now as you all know, Newcastle supporters have spent more time wearing the Newcastle shirt than poor old Mike has, what with his injury record. He cost a fortune, tried his best, but the Owen body just wasn’t as good as the football shirt.

Here he is in one of his rare appearances in the magpies shirt.

Owen resting on one of his rare outings in Newcastle shirt

Now Owen’s no Kaka – well who is, apart from Kaka, that is? – and we can’t understand why Sralex wants him sitting on the Man U bench. OK he’s on a free transfer, but he’ll still want to be paid a few squillion quid a week for polishing his boots and wearing the red shirt.

So there’s three things to learn from this little episode.

First, if you want a Michael Owen Newcastle shirt, get one fast.

Second, if you want a Michael Owen Manchester United shirt, get one fast as well, as our forecast is for Sralex to get shut of him soonest – unless Mike just gets fed up of the bench first. He’s signed a 2 year deal, but two years on the bench can get hard on your bum.

And third and most important, forget all about OK players like Owen and get yourself a brilliant Kaka shirt. The AC Milan Kaka shirt is getting as rare as hens’ teeth, so get it NOW

Click the link below and have a look at all the best football shirts at all the best prices.

And then post us a comment here to tell us which Kaka shirt you’ve bought, and why.

And by the way, I went round all the pubs in Barnsley last night and can officially confirm that Barnsley are NOT in the market to sign Owen. They’re still determined to do what it takes to get Kaka, and once he’s tired of doing tricks and getting fat at Real Madrid, the lure of the Barnsley shirt (and the Barnsley lasses) will prove too much.

Remember folks, you heard it here first.

Kaka Real Madrid Shirt

Real Madrid Kaka shirt

So he’s foolishly decided to go to Real Madrid, instead of Leeds United, so why not buy a fancy new Kaka shirt now ? He’s been given the number 8 shirt, though thousands of foolish fans have already bought a numberless Kaka Real Madrid shirt from the Real Madrid shop with the promise that once he got a number they could go back and have the number printed on. But remember, buy your Kaka Madrid shirt NOW, complete with the number 8, as it is rumoured that Barnsley United FC have still not altogether given up their ambitions to have Kaka playing as striker for them in the English leagues. All the fish and chip shops in Barnsley have jamjars on the counter collecting for his transfer fee, and many good footballing fans from Barnsley are contributing as much as 2p each time they buy their haddock, chips and mushy peas.

You won’t be able to get a Kaka Barnsley shirt yet, so make do with the Kaka Real Madrid shirt while you wait. Click below to check out the best prices we’ve found.

Cristiano Ronaldo joins Kaka at Real Madrid

Yes, it’s true, the end of another great footballing career looms as Ronaldo deserts the red shirt of Manchester United for the white shirt of Real Madrid. And several more £millions.

Ronaldo between shirts

So if you’re wanting to get your Cristiano Ronaldo Manchester United shirt, you’d better hurry as you’ll soon be too late and it will be a collector’s item.

Or you could go with the mob and just buy his Real Madrid shirt.

But we here at www.kakashirt.co.uk are very sad. Real is the graveyard of talented players. Ronaldo will join Kaka in getting fat and unfit, doing trick shots with the football and achieving nothing in football terms.

Whether it’s worth it for a few more millions that he doesn’t need, and more women than he can handle, is up to him.

But we’re pretty sure that Ronaldo and Kaka will both regret swapping their bright shirts for the white shirt of Real Madrid.

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Oh No! Kaka can’t really be going to Real Madrid!

Well it looks as though it’s definite – Ricardo Kaka, arguably the best footballer in the world at the moment has brought  his career to a grinding halt by signing for Real Madrid.

Ricardo Kaka - time running out to buy his AC Milan shirt

£59 million is the record transfer fee, so work out Kaka’s cut of that, his weekly wages of a quarter of a million, and that is the price Kaka places on his talent. For a few (well, rather a lot of) quid, he packs in his playing career, lounges around in Madrid doing tricks with the ball, being a celebrity, getting fat and doing anything except play the ethereal football he was put on this earth to play.

Poor Kaka, I feel sorry for him, even with all his cash.

Poor old Barsley won’t get a look in either – no, Kaka won’t be wearing the Barnsley shirt any time soon, as the Working Men’s Club collection for his transfer has only managed to raise £59.52p and half a dozen foreign coins with holes in them.

So get the Kaka AC Milan shirt now before they’re gone. The Real Madrid Kaka shirt will be available very soon, of course, but now it’s clear that AC Milan was Kaka’s peak, and the AC Milan Kaka shirt will be your perpetual reminder of just how great the man was. Before he joined Real Madrid.

Kaka to move to Real Madrid?

So Kaka is thinking about joining the old footballers’ graveyard, Real Madrid, eh?

Kaka shirt - will Real Madrid white suit his complexion?

Well I know that £200,000 a week for Kaka to play at Real Madrid could have its attractions.

And yes of course being idolised by all those Spanish fans and señoritas may not be a bad thing.

But just like Beckham and everybody else half good who’s moved to Madrid, Kaka could well find that this is the end of his footballing career as we know it.

Real Madrid aren’t a real football team, they’re just a group of once-good footballers who prance around in white shirts doing trick shots with the ball and getting fat, lazy and less skilled by the day.

Is this really what that God of football Ricardo Kaka wants or deserves? Even for £200,000 a week?

But we all know how footballers like Kaka and Becks are lured by the cash, so he may well go. Which would be a disaster for him, for football, and for anybody who’s not yet bought their Kaka AC Milan shirt.

We in the office think his best move would be to Yorkshire up-and-comers Barnsley, where his talents would be stretched to the full and he would be able to join the lads for a pint after the game without lots of rich birds throwing themselves at him.  Barnsley are believed to be putting together a package aimed at bringing Kaka to England, and have already taken the hat round at several local Working Men’s Clubs.

Watch this space, but meanwhile get your Kaka AC Milan shirt now before he goes. Trust me, it will become a collector’s item, so buy two or three.

Kaka presents AC Milan shirt to Bob Dylan

Yes, you heard it here first, star footballer Ricardo Kaka of AC Milan, soon to be striker with Leeds United, is a fan of that great old folkie Bob Dylan (aka Robert Zimmerman).

And he’s such a great fan that he’s presented Bob with a genuine AC Milan shirt bearing the Kaka number 22 on the back. And Dylan promises he will wear the Kaka AC Milan shirt in his next gig – after it’s been washed. Kaka said he was sorry for the grass stains on the AC Milan shirt, but when he heard Dylan was in Milan supporting AC Milan between performances at La Scala, Milan, he grabbed the first Kaka shirt he could lay his hands on which happened to be the one he’d worn for that day’s match against rivals Inter Milan.

Bob Dylan is a big fan of Italian football and often spends weeks following AC Milan around, heavily disguised in wig and beard, and Kaka is his hero. But Bob, who’s been told of Kaka’s impending move to Leeds United says that he’ll follow Kaka to the UK and start supporting Leeds United instead, despite the scandal of the MPs expenses and the fact that Gordon Brown is not fit to run a whelk stall.

I find American Football so boring, said Bob. It goes on for hours, and they wear all that stupid padding too. Real men like Kaka don’t need padding, just their great silky football shirts. And the AC Milan shirt as worn by Kaka is my favourite.
And here is Dylan playing Kaka’s favourite Bob Dylan track:

But before you watch that, make sure to order your Kaka AC Milan shirt now. They’re going fast, and won’t be available once he’s moved to Leeds United.

Find out the best price and order your Kaka AC Milan shirt now while stocks last.