If you bought a Man U shirt for Tevez, it's all change

Well have you thought about a retro football shirt – you know a football shirt like the greats used to wear in the days before they changed strips every five minutes?
If you’re Scottish, wouldn’t you just love a Scotland 1967 shirt as worn by Dennis Law when they thrashed England 3-2 at Wembley?
Or if you follow Kaka and Brazil, how about a Brazil strip from 1986?
Then there’s a Man U 1991 retro shirt, with Number 11. And if you don’t know who number 11 was, then you want a different shirt!!
So why not stand out from the crowd, make your mates envious and wear one of these fabulous retro shirts.
There’s just some of our discounted retro football shirts below, so check them out and see which one is for you.

Away shirt - Brazil 2010

Seeing as they’ll obviously win, and Kaka’s clearly amazing, you could do a lot worse than buy a Kaka shirt this world cup. It shows class, unlike wearing a dodgy England shirt like everyone else in the country.

The new England away shirt - Kaka can't wear one but you can

They’re at the cheapest prices for England away shirts you’ve ever seen, so get in there and order your England away shirt for the whole family. Have your name put on the back, or even better have Rooney’s name. Or Kaka’s, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.

These England shirts are made from top quality material that will go through wash after wash. But pre orders for England shirts are filling up, so if you want to be the first among your crew to wear your England away shirt, get it ordered.

You won’t find a better England away shirt than this news England shirt, so fill your boots.

So forget Kaka, wear your England away shirt with pride and support our gallant lads in the World Cup.

England 6 Nations shirt with coucher code - like Kaka never wears

There’s no rugby shirt like the England Rugby shirt, and no England rugby shirt like the England 6 nations shirt. Forget Wales shirts, Scotland shirts, Ireland shirts, France shirts and especially forget the Italian shirts. The Italians play rugby like Kaka would only worse.

The new England 6 nations shirt is yours now to own at at great discount, so check out your discount England 6 nations shirt now.

And if that’s not enough, here’s a voucher code for England 6 nations kit. This brings the cheapest price England 6 nations shirt to an amazing £39.99, a reduction of £10. Just click on the button and enter the voucher code at the checkout for your discount.

Code: SIXNATIONS
Starts: 09/02/10
Expires: 24/02/10 23.59 pm
Offer: £5 discount from the basket if basket value is £35 or more, from any products within the England Six Nations section

So get buying your England 6 nations shirt now ready to celebrate when England wins not only the Calcutta cup, not only the 6 nations chamionship, but also the Grand Slam. We’re well on the way.

Rooney’s fabulous run of goals where he’s single handedly kept Man United among the top clubs and away from the has-beens deserves to be celebrated. And you can celebrate in style with your own Man United shirt with free Rooney printing and a fantastic 25% off.

Buy a Rooney shirt for yourself. Buy a Rooney shirt for the other half. Buy Rooney shirts for the kids.

Rooney shirts make a fabulous birthday present, or what about a set of No 10 Rooney shirts as the perfect Valentines gift?

Imagine her eyes light up as she unwraps the silky Man United Rooney shirt and her gaze lands on the sexy Number 10 and the name of Man United’s star player, Rooney.

But free Rooney printing is a limited offer, and 25% off Man United shirts will last only a short time.

So buy your Man United shirt with FREE Rooney printing now – it’s a bargain.

be the first with your new England away kit 2010 -2012

This superb England World Cup shirt can be yours to wear while you cheer on the boys in South Africa.

Don’t be stuck with last year’s England shirt. Forget Kaka shirts, forget Ronaldo shirts – Real Madrid is the graveyard of so many good players. And now that Ronaldo has had the edge taken off his game by a spell at Real, then this is even more an opportunity for England to bring home the Jules Rimet trophy.

so place your order now and be the envy of your mates.

The England World Cup shirt can be yours.

We believe that Ricardo Kaka isn’t just a footballer, he’s an internet freak. And this means that wherever he goes, Kaka will be sure to take a netbook.

Kaka doesn't look dressed without a NC10 netbook

With all his cash, he can afford netbooks galore, but if he’s as canny with computers as he is with the football,  then he ought to buy a Samsung  NC10. It’s combination of compact size with huge 10.1 inch screen and near full size keyboard means that Kaka could keep in touch with the net wherever he is, whether in Milan, Madrid or back home in Brazil. And since they’ll soon be getting computers and the internet in Barnsley, then the NC10 will be futureproofing Kaka for when Barnsley FC has collected enough money to tempt him to South Yorkshire.

We’re sure that one of Kaka’s favourite forms of relaxation must be to watch old episodes of Coronation Street. Apart from their sheer drama and entertainment value, they would improve his English no end, and prepare him for his eventual move to Barnsley FC.

We suspect that Kaka downloads Coro from the sixties and seventies and watches it between halves when playing. Even though the Street went downhill when Ena Sharples left, Ricardo can watch Ena’s battles with Elsie Tanner again and again, and her courage and determination will be an inspiration to him when his team needs goals.

The high quality display and great loudspeakers mean that Kaka never need bother with headphones on his NC10, and can even use it to ring family and friends back home on Skype. We think that the NC10 is to netbooks what Kaka is to football – simply the best.

If you’d like to have a look at what must be your hero’s preferred netbook, go and have a look at the Samsung NC10 netbook and find out all about it.

After a couple of years sitting on the bench and having his talents squandered by Ferguson, Carlos Tevez has finally had enough and is about to sign a four year deal for Man City. Barnsley will be very sad to miss out on this great goal scorer as next to Kaká, Tevez is Barnsley’s first choice to lead their team to victory in the South Yorkshire League.

Carlos Tevez in red shirt of Man United

We’ve always thought that Tevez is far too good to sit on the bench for Man United or anybody else, so he’s doing the right thing. So if you want your Tevez Man United shirt, you’d better hurry before it’s too late.

He’d have made a great addition to one of the big name teams like Real Madrid, and we could see him in the white shirt taking them to the top of La Liga, and we’re pretty sure that he wouldn’t have joined in the general trick shots and talent wasting that affects other great players when they wear the white football shirt.

But that said, Ricardo Kaká is still our man of the match, and Kaká shirts in the AC Milan colours are in short supply.

It’s still too early to get a Kaká Barnsley football shirt, but there’s just time for the AC Milan shirt.

Have a look at them now while they’re in stock, and check if they’ve still got your size. I know I bought the last of my size just yesterday.

And then post us a comment here to tell us how you like your Kaká shirt.

Now as you all know, Newcastle supporters have spent more time wearing the Newcastle shirt than poor old Mike has, what with his injury record. He cost a fortune, tried his best, but the Owen body just wasn’t as good as the football shirt.

Here he is in one of his rare appearances in the magpies shirt.

Owen resting on one of his rare outings in Newcastle shirt

Now Owen’s no Kaka – well who is, apart from Kaka, that is? – and we can’t understand why Sralex wants him sitting on the Man U bench. OK he’s on a free transfer, but he’ll still want to be paid a few squillion quid a week for polishing his boots and wearing the red shirt.

So there’s three things to learn from this little episode.

First, if you want a Michael Owen Newcastle shirt, get one fast.

Second, if you want a Michael Owen Manchester United shirt, get one fast as well, as our forecast is for Sralex to get shut of him soonest – unless Mike just gets fed up of the bench first. He’s signed a 2 year deal, but two years on the bench can get hard on your bum.

And third and most important, forget all about OK players like Owen and get yourself a brilliant Kaka shirt. The AC Milan Kaka shirt is getting as rare as hens’ teeth, so get it NOW

Click the link below and have a look at all the best football shirts at all the best prices.

And then post us a comment here to tell us which Kaka shirt you’ve bought, and why.

And by the way, I went round all the pubs in Barnsley last night and can officially confirm that Barnsley are NOT in the market to sign Owen. They’re still determined to do what it takes to get Kaka, and once he’s tired of doing tricks and getting fat at Real Madrid, the lure of the Barnsley shirt (and the Barnsley lasses) will prove too much.

Remember folks, you heard it here first.

Real Madrid Kaka shirt

So he’s foolishly decided to go to Real Madrid, instead of Leeds United, so why not buy a fancy new Kaka shirt now ? He’s been given the number 8 shirt, though thousands of foolish fans have already bought a numberless Kaka Real Madrid shirt from the Real Madrid shop with the promise that once he got a number they could go back and have the number printed on. But remember, buy your Kaka Madrid shirt NOW, complete with the number 8, as it is rumoured that Barnsley United FC have still not altogether given up their ambitions to have Kaka playing as striker for them in the English leagues. All the fish and chip shops in Barnsley have jamjars on the counter collecting for his transfer fee, and many good footballing fans from Barnsley are contributing as much as 2p each time they buy their haddock, chips and mushy peas.

You won’t be able to get a Kaka Barnsley shirt yet, so make do with the Kaka Real Madrid shirt while you wait. Click below to check out the best prices we’ve found.