Kaka to move to Real Madrid?

So Kaka is thinking about joining the old footballers’ graveyard, Real Madrid, eh?

Kaka shirt - will Real Madrid white suit his complexion?

Well I know that £200,000 a week for Kaka to play at Real Madrid could have its attractions.

And yes of course being idolised by all those Spanish fans and señoritas may not be a bad thing.

But just like Beckham and everybody else half good who’s moved to Madrid, Kaka could well find that this is the end of his footballing career as we know it.

Real Madrid aren’t a real football team, they’re just a group of once-good footballers who prance around in white shirts doing trick shots with the ball and getting fat, lazy and less skilled by the day.

Is this really what that God of football Ricardo Kaka wants or deserves? Even for £200,000 a week?

But we all know how footballers like Kaka and Becks are lured by the cash, so he may well go. Which would be a disaster for him, for football, and for anybody who’s not yet bought their Kaka AC Milan shirt.

We in the office think his best move would be to Yorkshire up-and-comers Barnsley, where his talents would be stretched to the full and he would be able to join the lads for a pint after the game without lots of rich birds throwing themselves at him.  Barnsley are believed to be putting together a package aimed at bringing Kaka to England, and have already taken the hat round at several local Working Men’s Clubs.

Watch this space, but meanwhile get your Kaka AC Milan shirt now before he goes. Trust me, it will become a collector’s item, so buy two or three.