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Cristiano Ronaldo joins Kaka at Real Madrid

Yes, it’s true, the end of another great footballing career looms as Ronaldo deserts the red shirt of Manchester United for the white shirt of Real Madrid. And several more £millions.

Ronaldo between shirts

So if you’re wanting to get your Cristiano Ronaldo Manchester United shirt, you’d better hurry as you’ll soon be too late and it will be a collector’s item.

Or you could go with the mob and just buy his Real Madrid shirt.

But we here at www.kakashirt.co.uk are very sad. Real is the graveyard of talented players. Ronaldo will join Kaka in getting fat and unfit, doing trick shots with the football and achieving nothing in football terms.

Whether it’s worth it for a few more millions that he doesn’t need, and more women than he can handle, is up to him.

But we’re pretty sure that Ronaldo and Kaka will both regret swapping their bright shirts for the white shirt of Real Madrid.

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Oh No! Kaka can’t really be going to Real Madrid!

Well it looks as though it’s definite – Ricardo Kaka, arguably the best footballer in the world at the moment has brought  his career to a grinding halt by signing for Real Madrid.

Ricardo Kaka - time running out to buy his AC Milan shirt

£59 million is the record transfer fee, so work out Kaka’s cut of that, his weekly wages of a quarter of a million, and that is the price Kaka places on his talent. For a few (well, rather a lot of) quid, he packs in his playing career, lounges around in Madrid doing tricks with the ball, being a celebrity, getting fat and doing anything except play the ethereal football he was put on this earth to play.

Poor Kaka, I feel sorry for him, even with all his cash.

Poor old Barsley won’t get a look in either – no, Kaka won’t be wearing the Barnsley shirt any time soon, as the Working Men’s Club collection for his transfer has only managed to raise £59.52p and half a dozen foreign coins with holes in them.

So get the Kaka AC Milan shirt now before they’re gone. The Real Madrid Kaka shirt will be available very soon, of course, but now it’s clear that AC Milan was Kaka’s peak, and the AC Milan Kaka shirt will be your perpetual reminder of just how great the man was. Before he joined Real Madrid.

Kaka to move to Real Madrid?

So Kaka is thinking about joining the old footballers’ graveyard, Real Madrid, eh?

Kaka shirt - will Real Madrid white suit his complexion?

Well I know that £200,000 a week for Kaka to play at Real Madrid could have its attractions.

And yes of course being idolised by all those Spanish fans and señoritas may not be a bad thing.

But just like Beckham and everybody else half good who’s moved to Madrid, Kaka could well find that this is the end of his footballing career as we know it.

Real Madrid aren’t a real football team, they’re just a group of once-good footballers who prance around in white shirts doing trick shots with the ball and getting fat, lazy and less skilled by the day.

Is this really what that God of football Ricardo Kaka wants or deserves? Even for £200,000 a week?

But we all know how footballers like Kaka and Becks are lured by the cash, so he may well go. Which would be a disaster for him, for football, and for anybody who’s not yet bought their Kaka AC Milan shirt.

We in the office think his best move would be to Yorkshire up-and-comers Barnsley, where his talents would be stretched to the full and he would be able to join the lads for a pint after the game without lots of rich birds throwing themselves at him.  Barnsley are believed to be putting together a package aimed at bringing Kaka to England, and have already taken the hat round at several local Working Men’s Clubs.

Watch this space, but meanwhile get your Kaka AC Milan shirt now before he goes. Trust me, it will become a collector’s item, so buy two or three.

Kaka presents AC Milan shirt to Bob Dylan

Yes, you heard it here first, star footballer Ricardo Kaka of AC Milan, soon to be striker with Leeds United, is a fan of that great old folkie Bob Dylan (aka Robert Zimmerman).

And he’s such a great fan that he’s presented Bob with a genuine AC Milan shirt bearing the Kaka number 22 on the back. And Dylan promises he will wear the Kaka AC Milan shirt in his next gig – after it’s been washed. Kaka said he was sorry for the grass stains on the AC Milan shirt, but when he heard Dylan was in Milan supporting AC Milan between performances at La Scala, Milan, he grabbed the first Kaka shirt he could lay his hands on which happened to be the one he’d worn for that day’s match against rivals Inter Milan.

Bob Dylan is a big fan of Italian football and often spends weeks following AC Milan around, heavily disguised in wig and beard, and Kaka is his hero. But Bob, who’s been told of Kaka’s impending move to Leeds United says that he’ll follow Kaka to the UK and start supporting Leeds United instead, despite the scandal of the MPs expenses and the fact that Gordon Brown is not fit to run a whelk stall.

I find American Football so boring, said Bob. It goes on for hours, and they wear all that stupid padding too. Real men like Kaka don’t need padding, just their great silky football shirts. And the AC Milan shirt as worn by Kaka is my favourite.
And here is Dylan playing Kaka’s favourite Bob Dylan track:

But before you watch that, make sure to order your Kaka AC Milan shirt now. They’re going fast, and won’t be available once he’s moved to Leeds United.

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Kaka vows he won’t wear Chelsea shirt

Greatest footballer Kaka currently of AC Milan, soon to be with Leeds United, has come one step closer to wearing the Leeds United football shirt by vowing today that he will NOT be following his boss Carlo Ancelotti to Chelsea.

Although footballer Kaka loved playing football for Ancelotti, he declares that the blue of the Chelsea football shirt clashes with his eyes and that nothing short of the Leeds United football shirt will do for Kaka.

Kaka, who has been rumoured to have bought football shirts of all the world’s major clubs off the internet and spent hours in front of the mirror trying them all to see which best suits his colouring, complexion and temperament, is determined to ditch the AC Milan football shirt as soon as possible as he says the colours of the AC Milan shirt simply drain away all the colour from his skin.

How am I supposed to pull the birds? he asked our reporter when I look as though I’ve been shut up in a darkened room for a month? Sure the money helps, but it’s a matter of pride. We footballers aren’t just machines who ignore the way we look in our football shirts, Kaka said. Look at David Beckham, said Kaka. That red of Manchester United did nothing at all for him, and it was the white of the Real Madrid football shirt as much as the football that took him out of the Manchester United shirt and into the Real Madrid colours.

Kaka loves the AC Milan colours (till he moves to Leeds United), so join him now and buy your AC Milan Kaka shirt now while stocks last.
It’s strictly first come first served.

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Ricardo Kaka, the man behind the shirt

Look at  Kaka the man himself in action. Marvel at his skill, then wear his shirt. But buy now while Kaka’s still at AC Milan. When Kaka goes to Leeds United, it will be too late, so don’t miss out.

Kaka AC Milan shirt

AC Milan Kaka shirt

You like the look of this Kaka shirt?  Imagine the kudos you’ll get from wearing your AC Milan Kaka shirt when all your mates can buy is Kaka Leeds United!!

Or buy a few and sell them on eBay later in the year. You’ll be glad you did.

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Ricardo Kaka

He plays for AC Milan, Manchester city nearly bought him, he’s soon to move to the Uk to join Leeds United but you can wear his AC Milan shirt.
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